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surprisebitch

taxevaderoftheday:
“Today’s Tax PAYER Of The Day Is:Queen Of Paying Her Taxes, Carly Rae Jepsen! You Can Rest Soundly At Night Knowing The Money She Made On Her Hit Album E•MO•TION Available Now On iTunes Was Properly Documented! :O
” — taxevaderoftheday:
Today’s Tax PAYER Of The Day Is:
Queen Of Paying Her Taxes, Carly Rae Jepsen! You Can Rest Soundly At Night Knowing The Money She Made On Her Hit Album ***E•MO•TION*** Available Now On iTunes Was Properly Documented! :O

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anubimon

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subtle

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incomparablyme

gaypeopletwitter:

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heliolisk

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heliolisk

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craved

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overfierce

spoonie-humour:

Most people: oh I see my doctor every 6 months, don’t really know much about them!
Me: hey Alex what’s up it’s me again! How’s the kids? Boy do I have some HORRIFYING symptoms to fill u in on

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otterish

🌿🐑🌾🐄🌿🐐

greelin:

they’re snacking

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dusk-boy

twinx-club:

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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lubricates

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

hallmark movie
woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me
her black friend: you need a MAN
woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale
woman: ok dad
man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year
woman: :/
man: will you harvest maple syrup with me…
woman: i’ve decided i hate my job and i’m going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in fuckberg for the rest of my life